Chezkevin vs. Knightquest: Part 1

It was a while ago, almost two years, that my friend donated her comic book collection to me. She was moving and she didn't have the room to hold the boxes and shelves of her comics. I inherited pounds and pounds of paperbacks, hardcovers and a full long box of floppies, mainly from the late 90's.

A number of issues from the "Batman: Knightfall" series was a part of the collection, the years-spanning storyline where Bruce Wayne was crippled, passed on the Batman role to another guy, and then took it back. Even including the issue where, yes, Bane breaks the bat. I read through most of it while I was housesitting for a high school teacher of mine, and now I've gotten ahold of Volume 2: Knightquest. This is the one where Jean Paul Valley, a once-brainwashed assassin assumes the role of Gotham's dark savior at Bruce Wayne's behest. Let's go ahead and take a look at these stories. It's pretty big and I wanted to talk about each storyline, so I've split it up into two posts.

Knightfall Vol. 2: Knightquest
by too many people to list here
Collecting DETECTIVE COMICS #667-675, BATMAN #501-508, BATMAN: SHADOW OF THE BAT #19-28, CATWOMAN #6-7 and ROBIN #7
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Detective Comics #667-669

Jean Paul Valley goes on his first adventures as Batman. He kicks Robin out of the Batcave. This was back when Tim Drake was Robin, and back then he even had a tunnel right from his house to the Batcave! Jean Paul Valley seals that up, claiming that he doesn't need a "hindrance or a security risk."
(I don't think they ever resolved this cliffhanger from 668. . .)

Anyways, Batman takes on these two cowboy sharpshooters, who perform heists throughout Gotham. Their big target is the "Money Train," Gotham's nightly delivery of the day's take in train fare. It's millions of dollars, and a chance for Batman to show off his new Batmobile, a thing that runs circles around the original Batmobile that can run on the tracks of Gotham Rail system.

Batman #501-502
Batman fights a man called "Mekros," a hired assassin in sophisticated armor, who's hypnotized himself to become the perfect killing machine. A good foil for Jean Paul Valley, who was hypnotized before he could be aware it.

Batman: Shadow of the Bat #19-20
"Tally Man"
Batman takes on the "Tallyman," a spindly assassin with springs for limbs and who's obsessed with marking down everyone on his hit list. There's some plot where some crime boss hires him to take down another crime boss. Ultimately, Batman is the last guy on his hit list, the 67th (or 68th?), and takes him down.

There's a nice flashback that explains why Tallyman is the way he is, because his entire family was abused because they couldn't make his rent. Another Batman villain whose life in crime was caused by some childhood psychosis. The two-parter also doubles as a "Jean Paul Valley's Origin" story, in that he tries to go deep in his memories, back to understand "The System," the hypnosis training he underwent to become an assassin for the Order of St. Dumas.

Detective Comics #670
A quick one-shot featuring Dr. Freeze. It starts out as a cute mystery, in that you're asking "Hey who is that guy and why is he in a giant block of ice." It eventually turns into a "Hey Batman's about to kill this guy. It's not the same Batman that you know and love!"

Batman #503-504, Catwoman #6-7
It's a crossover between the Bat- and Cat-titles! Gotham City's having an International Exchange Summit, and it's the target of some terrorists. Catwoman undergoes some thievery in order to prevent the terrorists, and Batman's convinced that she's the terrorist instead.

Interestingly, he's as enamored with her as you might expect anyone would be with anyone wearing a skintight catsuit, and in a confrontation he says without meaning, grr, I'm gonna tie you up:
Batman #671-673

The Joker's back! And this time he has a new Batman to fool around with. In this storyline he's making a real-life movie titled, "The Death of Batman." So basically, he's just doing his usual stuff except this time he's making it for a film.

There's a cute "Ebert & Roeper" reference in there:

Otherwise, it's the same as usual, with the added touch of Batman about to kill Joker, but stopped by the GCPD.

Batman kill count: 0. Batman-attempting-to-kill count: I dunno, 6?

Batman: Shadow of the Bat #24
"The Immigrant: Rosemary's Baby"

Maybe my favorite of this paperback. Don't let the title fool you. Nobody's having a demonic baby in this comic book. Batman investigates an illegal child trafficking system, spurred on by the attempted thieving of an illegal immigrant named "Rosemary" and her search for the baby she had to sell.
The children in this story act as a better foil to Batman than any of the other stories. It's maybe the beginning of the search for his humanity.
That's about all I'm willing to write for today, So I'll go ahead and split this up. My last half of Knightquest will be coming I DON'T KNOW, WHENEVER I WANT I GUESS by next weekend.

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Superman punching himself, from Adventures of Superman #1, by Jeff Parker and Chris Samnee.

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Prime Beast Hunters Voyager Class Sharkticon Megatron

I'm making my rampage down the Beast Hunters line! Today we're going through Voyager Class Sharkticon Megatron.

Much like Deluxe Soundwave, I wanted a show-accurate figure, but I was too late to the bandwagon and the prices had inflated by then. It's a heavy redeco of the Robots in Disguise mold, with an homage to the Sharkticons from the 1986 movie.

His limbs are sprinkled with this coral blue paint. I want to put him in a diorama of The Little Mermaid.

The robot mode looks great, but has a deceptive appearance that hides his flaws. The shoulder pads are in no way attached to his arms, and you need to disconnect some pegs in order to actually move his arms in a meaningful way. There are no ratchet joints on the figure, and his "sharktooth spear" fits only loosely in his hands. He transforms into a shark-faced Cybertronian jet:

Again, it looks great, just look at that face! But it's a whole lot of, "rearrange the robot parts to look like a jet," and pins, pegs and ball joints hold it together, rather than the stronger joints I'd expect from a voyager figure. I'm not fond of the transformation.

His head does poke out, if you open the lid, like ceiling cat but in reverse:

In summary, a nice-looking figure. I wouldn't transform him much, but he looks great in photos.

More photos: http://s179.photobucket.com/user/airhikec001/media/reviews/IMG1703-1_zpsfcc617c1.jpg.html?sort=3&o=0

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Trades for 2/23/13: Death of the Dream, Return of a Legend

That's right you guys. He's been gone for a while, but now he's back. It's the long-awaited return of the McRib sandwich.

. . . wait. Hold on. I'm confusing my Americas. Today we're talking about Captain America. I got ahold of Road to Reborn and Reborn, and got to finishing them as well. So get your flags ready, and put on your baseball caps, 'cause America's back, baby.

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Captain America: Road to Reborn
By Ed Brubaker, Luke Ross, Butch Guice and Gene Colan
collects Captain America #'s 49-50, 600-601

Issue 600 is super-sized, so don't let the issue count fool you. For a four-issue paperback, there's a lot of material, and the material is really repetitive. Each issue rehashes Steve Rogers' life in one way or another. Issue 49 has a splendid Marcos Martin-drawn set of pages that retell his life and times. Then over the course of the next few issues, Cap's teammates, Sharon, the Falcon and Bucky start monologuing the heck out of his life. Then issue 600 throws another montage at you! It gets tiring you guys.


What this trade tells me is that people are not over the Death of Captain America. Which is fine, he's a great guy. Did a lot of cool stuff. I'd just rather read some stories than keep getting told how great a guy he was, or how much people miss him. Y'know, because that's why I'm reading this thing. To get some stories.

Gene Colan does a super-special supernatural special for issue 601. It's. . . strange, to say the least. The anatomy is off, and there's this murky painting color to it. There are no panels, so the pages blur into each other. Bucky recalls the time Hitler set loose some vampires during the war, so it's this whole Cap n' Bucky vs. vampires deal, a little reminiscent of Mike Mignola's Hellboy-verse.

Lastly, here is a nice page about Bucky striving to live up to Steve's legacy:



Captain America: Reborn
by Ed Brubaker, Bryan hitch and Butch Guice
collects the six-issue mini

Remember Captain America's assassination? That sucked didn't it. Well, it turns out that the bullets used to shoot Cap, were time bullets, and so Steve Rogers' consciousness was stuck on a never-ending loop of the ridiculously exciting and tragic times of his life. And he can't do anything about it, otherwise his actions in the past will affect his future.

With some scheming from Norman Osborn, Director of H.A.M.M.E.R. and some collaboration with the Red Skull-bot from previous storyarcs, they force Steve Rogers back into their own time. It ends pretty much the way you'd expect, with a huge fight in front of the Washington Memorial, an army of M.O.D.O.K.s to kill the Avengers, a Red-Skull controlled Steve Rogers and a giant robo Red Skull to fight.

This thing is its own miniseries, and that makes sense. It doesn't fit the tone of Brubaker's Captain America title, and it has a way different artist. It reads like a big action movie, with a lot of wide-screen shots and splash pages. Although it doesn't have the intrigue that Brubaker's Cap does, tt's really fun to read, visually. It was a good way to bring back Steve Rogers, but I don't think it'd be a good introduction to the title or the character.

BONUS SCANS:

My scanner was not manly enough to capture the glory of this two-page spread. Dig the way his body takes over the two pages. It's a great shot!

Check out Iron Man's supple buttocks. Metal has no right to be this sexy.
Verily, Thor would tap that ass.

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Trades for 1/20/13: I can't feel my arms

At chezkevin: we read comics so you don't have to! Today I'm continuing my romp into Brubaker's Captain America-verse, as well as diving into a Wolverine paperback. Kids these days like that guy right?

Captain America: The Man with No Face
by Ed Brubaker, Luke Ross and Butch Guice
collecting issues 43-38

The paperback's broke up into two separate stories, "The Man with No Face" by Luke Ross and "Old Friends and Enemies" by Butch Guice. Both of them bring up stories from Buck's past as the Winter Soldier. Memory is a huge theme in the title, and it's Bucky's memory that compels him to right the wrongs he committed as the Winter Soldier. In fact, it's the biggest motivator in these stories: Bucky acts the way he acts to honor Steve Rogers' memory and, in "Old Friends and Enemies," to honor Toro's legacy. Memory makes us who we are, and Bucky uses that to shape his role as Captain America.

I'm pretty surprised at how much I liked Luke Ross' pencils. It's pretty straightforward superhero/noir stuff, and then he has these bombastic action shots, of the Black Widow jumping off a motorcycle or Batroc the Leaper (Batroc the Leaper) kicking Captain America in the face.

As far as Brubaker stories go, these are amazingly self-contained. They start in the first issue and end in the third. Then an all new one starts, unrelated. Considering his 42-issue mega-arc, I was expecting the start of another, -- but I liked the stories all the same. Ho-hum, we'll see what next paperback has to offer.


Wolverine: Origins - Savior
by Daniel Way and Steve Dillon
collecting Wolverine: Origins #'s 6-10

Back in the day, Origins had some amazing variant covers. I mean amazing. I remember one time I got issue 9 from a bargain bin, based solely on the variant by Texeira.

So when I found this in the library, I figured I'd give it a shot. It's a solid Wolverine/espionage/flashback story, but passable for anyone who doesn't care too much about Marvel's favorite Canadian. It's no Enemy of the State, and it left me feeling indifferent.

That said, there's this one page that I found very odd. It's the strangest piece of visual storytelling I've seen in a while:


When you get speared in the chest by a Carbonadium tentacle, is that the first thing you say? Is that how you react -- by saying, "I. . I can't feel my arms."? The only way it works is if we have that close-up in the fourth panel, and then the "shock" fifth panel, but even then it rings false. That guy should be grunting in pain, not looking melancholily at the hole in his chest and saying he feels numb.

Steve Dillon has some really great pages in here. This was not one of them.

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