Snow White's HOW TO SET A BARN ON FIRE

Step 1:
Call everyone an idiot and tell them what's what in your Fabletown.
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You're the goddamn Snow White after all!

Step 2:
Get your trusty walkie-talkie and call in your pet dragon, Clarathea.
snow
Every mayor should have a pet dragon.


Step 3:
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LOOK AWESOME.

Snow White will end you. Scans taken from Fables vol. 2: Animal Farm, by Bill Willingham and Mark Buckingham.

Oh, and I'm back by the way, if you couldn't tell.

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