This week's DC Nation was really, really underwhelming. Here's the breakdown:
- Hi guys. I don't have time to tell you anything.
- Also, I don't have anything to tell you.
- Look at this pretty panel of pencil art.
- Isn't it pretty?
- bye guys.
I got Elephantmen #18 today, but I don't think anyone would understand me if I talked about it just yet, so I'm going to bide my time. That leaves us with a lonely
by Chad Lambert, art by Pow Rodrix, Oscar Bazaldua and Chase Conley
Bloodrayne was a video game with a latex-wearing half-vampire, half-human called "Rayne." She sliced vampires, and Nazis, and sometimes vampires who were Nazis. She shot them too, with a pair of guns. . . powered by blood. She is awesome.
I never actually got to play the video games, and I heard the movies were awful, but the concept is just too high for me to ignore. I admit this stuff is a guilty pleasure for me, since the gore can get so over-the-top, but it's just so fun to read this. Aside from all the little jokes she makes, there are a couple references to some mythologies, which I love to hear.
This series is supposed to "fill in the blanks" for the video games, so there are a couple references that I had to read wikipedia to get. Aside from tha --HOLY CRAP!
She just kicked a guy in the face so hard that his head popped off!!!!!
The second short story does a little questioning of reality, and the third short story has a little cameo:
Somebody up there likes me.