The Thunderbolts: saving the world one masochistic headbutt a time!

I'm sure it occurs to a lot of people that comic books serve a lot of roles. Tt helps some people get by their day with a little fun. To others, it's a little thing to check out after watching a pretty good movie. For even more, it's a reason to make ridiculous blogs.

The most important, though, has got to be the educational value of comic books for children. I mean, come on guys! They're just words! With pictures! There is no doubt that comic books are this valuable, and if I may extrapolate, it also means that kids are gonna find their role models in these goshdarn sequential picture stories.

And truly, no comic book provides better role models than. . .

The Thunderbolts! Government-sanctioned heroes come to save our world!
Here're only some of the ways they keep America safe:

They're mentally stable!


They're courageous!


They respect one another!


They get tasteful action figures!

Moonstone's action figure

They crucify their teammates!


They're eloquent!


And finally, what really matters, what keeps us safe at night --

they're committed to justice!

We can all sleep a little quieter now, knowing that the Thunderbolts are here to protect us!

Don't worry guys; America's kids are in great hands.

1 comment:

Sky_of_Blue said...


I think I'll head over to the DC Universe. It looks a tad safer at the moment. ;-)

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