Everything I know about war. . .

. . . I learned from Fables!

1. Always wear a hard hat.





It helps to get a pointy one.

2. Keep your weapons modern.


You don't bring an knife to a gun fight, after all!

3. Always have a battle cry when you're dropping bombs.



It helps if you talk to the bomb.

And there you have it. Everything that I know about war!

You too can acquire this vast knowledge yourself by checking out Vertigo's Fables. All of these scans were taken from issue 73, which kicks off a new arc in which Fabletown makes a decisive move against the Adversary!