Will no one consider Kamchatka?

With the elections over with, and the winner announced (yay!), there might be one aspect that we can sometimes overlook: the other candidates.

. . . by which I mean, Howard the Duck.

Oh yes Howard! You ran a fantastic campaign and you had my vote all the way. It's clear that America isn't ready for your bold ideas, but I'm sure somewhere in the world needs your help! Where do you think you'll go next Howard: Tibet? Iran?

(And most urgently of all:) Kamchatka?

Canada, eh?