Cable !exclusive! Q&A: "I'm a Soldier."

Hi there!

You've joined us just in time to catch our !exclusive! Q&A with Cable of the X-Men!

He was kind enough to take time out of his busy, busy schedule of gun-toting, time-hopping, feet-having and Liefield-assassination-planning to sit down with us and give an !exclusive! interview!

So, Cable, most people know you for your eXploits in all sorts of X-books like Uncanny X-Men or Adjectiveless X-Men, and you most recently saw the spotlight in the X-crossover event, Messiah CompleX.

Man, that's a lot of X's.

What are your thoughts on the letter that brought you to stardom, and the people eXemplified by said letter?

Amateurs? Don't you think you're being a little harsh, Cable?

Let's bring it back a little, maybe that'll help. Let's talk about you, my man. You've gotten your own book now (how excited are YOU!), and I'm sure you deserved it! Tell us about yourself, won't you? Sure, we know you're the lovechild of Scott Summers and Jean Grey from the future, but there's more than that, isn't it? You're more than just a cybernetic arm, right?

Don't worry, Cable, everyone thinks they're prepared for my interviews, Harley Quinn and Sue Storm for example, but really, they never are.

Are you, for example, trained for wearing bandannas?

Wow!

Well, you've certainly impressed this guy. Just for reminders, though, since my memory's a little faulty, what was that first thing you said? Something about soldiers or war?

Uh-huh, fascinating! That sounds mighty dangerous, being a soldier. Your field is definitely not one for babies or small children!

Speaking of, what exactly are your thoughts on said babies and small children?

Come on, Cable, don't be coy now. My readers deserve to know, after all!

There, there Cable. You, too, were once a baby! After all. . .

Whew! It looks like we're out of time now, Cable. Thank you so much for your appearance on the blog, and you can count on the publicity catapulting you all the way up to rock stardom!

Any last words for the blog, Cable? Anything in the future you foresee, perhaps with your wide glimpse into the future?