Got a particular bully who's constantly gunning you down in his fighter jet? Or maybe you have an assassin hunting you down, because you're in cohorts with the Oracle?
Well you can stop tossing around in your bed at 3AM out of the worry that someone will send a squirrel to your bed exceptthesquirrelisactuallyamechanizedmini-atomicbombandyoublowup?
Worry no more! Here are some pointers for how you can take flight with the likes of Lady Blackhawk!
Pointer One: Insult your foe to lower his defenses!
So get out there, and do Zinda proud!
Pointer Two: Anything can be a weapon! Be creative in the art of war!
Pointer Three: Don't just throw your fists! Use your head in the thick of battle!
And above all, when you win, make sure to get in a --
So get out there, and do Zinda proud!
2 comments:
I still think Zinda and Hal Jordan were made for each other. I really, really do. :-)
They could be each other's "wingman/woman"!
And Zinda could yell "Hawkaaaa!" as Hal Jordan gets hit on the head!
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