This guy on a bike brushed past my arm today -- and here's the kicker -- I didn't kick 'im off his bike and yell irately at him.
And the other day, I let this squirrel take my cup of tea! They're so mean!
So I contemplated finding the nearest cliff to jump off of, until I realized --
So let's look at this today:
Classic. The story begins in the happiest place of all: