"And Monkey the Monkey Wonder!"

I am so sad without weekly comics.

This guy on a bike brushed past my arm today -- and here's the kicker -- I didn't kick 'im off his bike and yell irately at him.

And the other day, I let this squirrel take my cup of tea! They're so mean!

So I contemplated finding the nearest cliff to jump off of, until I realized --

So let's look at this today:

Classic. The story begins in the happiest place of all:

No way!

Tigers v. midgets? I think you all know where my money is.

That monkey is so smart.

And that's how all great relationships start out: with huge piles of money.