With the presidential debates upon us, we can sometimes forget about a candidate's positions and focus instead on the posture they present on television. We can sometimes view their image over their intelligence.
If we look at his resume, we won't be short at all. We'll find all sorts of life experiences, like "was possessed by the Spawn of Satan briefly," or "singelehandedly defeated a vampire cow in Cleveland," or even "read a comic book about ducks and subsequently complained about it."
But we sometimes forget that there's more to an experienced life than defeating vampire cows or devouring gigantic frankenstein gingerbread cookies. Sometimes you just gotta speak softly. . . .
. . . . and carry a big stick!
He's more than qualified, so get down America!
Vote Howard for Prez in '08!
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